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On plugins, warriors and women

I bring to you a tale of joy, of plugins, of bald women and a tinge of disappointment. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry. You’ll shout out “Get on with it you lazy bastard, we’ve been waiting a week and a bloody half for you to post anything!”

I will be suitably reproached and continue with a little less bombast. In the past few days I’ve actually had a spurt of productivity, finding out in the process that two useful indicators of my productivity are:

  1. the number of tabs I have open, and
  2. the number of items I have sitting on my desktop.

As I currently stand at 14 tabs and 17 icons, I can say things are looking reasonable from a productivity perspective. I have also scrapped the WordPress default ‘Kubrick’ theme in order to pursue my goal of complete semantic purity, <small> elements be damned!

In addition to this rather ambitious goal of setting up a theme from scratch, I’m planning on adding in enough extras to make Peter Jackson feel faint and have to take a lie down. The current list stands as follows:

There’s also another extra I’m considering, but I’m keeping that one under wraps for the moment: got to leave something to keep you interested.

If you know what Gravatars, Flickr and del.icio.us are, the first three should be self-explanatory: if you don’t, they’re managers for avatars, photos and favourites respectively. As to tagging, I find the current WordPress category system rather ill-suited to my needs as my posts ramble sufficiently that they don’t often fit neatly into any obvious category structure without greatly expanding the number of categories. Hence I’m planning on doing precisely that with a Flickresque tagging system. As this idea occurred to me while I was in bed (and thus unwilling to get myself back out of bed and check around) I spent a fair while working out how I would implement a plugin to do this and no time at all checking to see what solutions were available.

Of course, the following morning I found out that someone had already implemented a solution using pretty much the same structure I was thinking of using. Downloaded, played around. Found out that the plugin is quite good, however the API isn’t as broad as I’d like, not to mention having hard-coded target tags (now deprecated) in links. It also requires fiddling around with the core WordPress code, something which is discouraged as it mucks around with upgrades. Noting that the plugin hasn’t been updated in a few months, I think this is my chance to brush up on my coding, get familiar with the WordPress internals, develop a plugin and maybe even gain some recognition in the community by improving on the plugin.

Continuing the pattern, this sense of joy lasts for about half an hour before I find out that someone else has already implemented a slightly more comprehensive tagging plugin with the wonderful name of Ultimate Tag Warrior!

From my initial play-around this seems to be a lovely plugin with custom options pages, automagic setup, the lot. The selection of functions looks pretty good as well, but only time and prodding will tell if it’s sufficient for what I need.

“Hold on just a minute,” you say at this point, “where do the bald women come into this?” Well, the developer of UTW is a woman from New Zealand with less hair than most. See? It all makes sense now.

In theory, I have a point with all this. In fact, I have several (cure another list):

On that note, goodnight all. Hopefully either I shall post again soon or that post will be so long that you’ll be sated for at least another week.

4 Responses to “On plugins, warriors and women”

    •  Gravatar for Jono
    • From Jono
    • Saturday 13 August 2005 at 23:15

    when you say girl geeks, a couple spring to mind.

    http://www.elly.org and caoine.org

    •  Gravatar for Meri
    • From Meri
    • Monday 15 August 2005 at 16:36

    I think the point is, Jono, that if he’d just said “geeks”, then how many of those that sprang to mind would have been female?

    •  Gravatar for Katharos
    • From Katharos
    • Monday 15 August 2005 at 21:31

    I am shockingly shocked that you are now a hardcore Adium (YAY) -using Mac fan. I don’t understand. I really really don’t. At college you took the piss out of me for using Macs! And now look!

    Sometimes I wish X had never happened… before X I knew the hows and whys, the ins and outs of everything Mac. No longer.

    Ah… how I pine for ResEdit.

    But anyway, welcome to the club. ^.^

    And if you drop me a line, I’ll let you read my blog, and then you’ll see how I found you! (yes it is shameful)

  1. when you say girl geeks, a couple spring to mind.

    What? No Molly?

    And to Katî, yes, I was once an ardent anti-Mac zealot. Then OS X came out, not to mention a Cambridge education doing wonders for my cynicism towards Microsoft. Now I’m an ardent pro-Mac zealot. 😀

    As to the big change between OS 9 and OS X, you might have lost your inside knowledge of how a Mac works, but many thousands of Unix geeks have gained it. So we win.